A Parody Dating Experience
Stop sweating uncomfortable conversations. Make withholding critical personal values a sexy mystery again.
You shouldn't have to reveal who you are until marriage.
Our Philosophy
Look, I'm not an expert. I just think it all went too far. Whatever it is.
Features
Instantly match with users who completely agree that things happened, on both sides, somewhere. Ideal for the man who thinks "it all went too far... whatever it is."
Too modern for Christian Mingle. Too disturbed by the outspoken clucking hands of Hinge. Is Christian his religion or just his first name? Nobody knows. That's the point.
Built exclusively for those who aren't trans... parent. If anyone asks a direct question, our automated chatbot replies with: "You'll never catch me, witch!"
Anonymous Testimonials
"I just wanted the economy to bounce back and now I'm the bad guy? Not on VagueDate. Five stars."
"I finally met a woman who didn't ask what I meant by 'traditional.' We're getting married in an undisclosed location."
"My profile just says 'I like weather.' I have never been more matched."
VagueDate is coming to an app store, eventually. Probably. We're not going to commit to a date.
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